" little league "

 [ "Little League" ]

1: An asain kid who always wears sweats and looks looks he wants to play baseball at an amateur level.

  * e.g.,  ... Nice sweat suit little league, did your mom pick it out for you? 

 [ "Little League" ]

1: For 12 year old girls to watch (mostly stalk) hot 14ish year old boys play baseball!

  * e.g.,  ... 12 year old girl 1 - did you see that hottie in last nights game? 

 [ "Little League beater" ]

1: When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.

  * e.g.,  ... Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater! 

 [ "Little League Dad" ]

1: A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT." 

 [ "Little League Dad" ]

2: white middle-upper middle class

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad." 

 [ "Little League Dad" ]

3: office drone

 [ "Little League Dad" ]

4: kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary

 [ "Little League Dad" ]

5: kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)

 [ "Little League Dad" ]

6: Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.

 [ "Little League World Series" ]

1: When you shove 9 fingers into a lady. Preferably more of your non dominant hand. Your dominant thumb then rubs the clitorus while you yell "hey batta batta"!

  * e.g.,  ... I almost did a doublefist but opted for the little league world series. 

 [ "Little League World Series" ]

1: For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for. For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks. For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.

  * e.g.,  ... The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit. 

 [ "little league legend" ]

1: The worst human beings on the planet. The scum of the Earth Little League Legends are baseball players who suck in travel ball and high school but they were only “good in” little league. These are the people who the coaches had to put in the game because “everyone plays”

  * e.g.,  ... “wow that kid sucks...that’s a little league legend right there.” 

 [ "Little Ivy League" ]

1: A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

  * e.g.,  ... Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.